*bring your own bouillon

Check out this real Craigslist posting that made me literally LOL.

SF bay area craigslist > east bay > for sale / wanted > free stuff

floral mattress, sweet desk, hungry hippos, suicide pact (oakland north / temescal)

Date: 2009-10-09, 12:24PM PDT

Reply to: sale-z7h8m-1414060251@craigslist.org

we need everything out by today no matter what in order to make millions of dollars. if that means we light the house on fire and turn its contends into sad ashes, so be it! if you feel like giving back, please bring us a roll of toilet paper because we really have to poop. or a beer.

come over and get:
a sweet tv stand
a killer wooden polished desk with metal legs (may or may not have ink all over it)
3 (yes 3!) mattresses, one of which being floral and so terribly beautiful
tire chains!
bike tires/busted tubes
a fake mailbox
terrible homebrew
a dog tombstone
many, many pots and pans, some of which are alright
forks, spoons, knives
sharper knives
plate-type things
a deadly ladder
microwave with writing on it
a toaster that will blow up yer house
an acoustic guitar
stupid shoes
a cooler
backpacks
hungry hungry hippos
i think maybe a skateboard (gimme a gluestick!)


call me (bryan "supreme master" m.) asap! 949 294 9644! we're at west and 45th. byob*!!


*bring your own bouillon